Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
