so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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