I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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