I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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