nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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