Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
