What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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