just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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