I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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