escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
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