This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I touched a dick in church today
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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