Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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