Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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