god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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