hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
