Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize