On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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