How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
