That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Randomize
