I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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