Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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