if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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