Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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