just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Who died my cat blue again?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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