I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Boobs are out for the taking
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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