is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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