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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Why do girls always cry at the bar?

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  What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?

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  Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"

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• (819): View more from Quebec

  I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.

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• (916): View more from California

  Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash

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• (817): View more from Texas

  We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?

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