Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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