Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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