Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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