do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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