I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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