I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Randomize
