Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Semen is not good for contacts.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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