Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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