i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
