can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize