i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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