New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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