what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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