? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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