I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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