This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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