Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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