I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
My vagina just clenched in fear
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
where are my eyebrows?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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