You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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