at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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