is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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