Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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