think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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