yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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