i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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