I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Found your dick twin last night
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
He better not be in your backpack
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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