I hope mine doesn't look like that
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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