Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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