There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Randomize
