let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
