I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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