Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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